Walter Masterson's USA Patriot Super-Store – Walter Masterson's USA Patriot Store

Act like a goddamn American and be a consumer, this is your only value to the world.

Featured products

Romantic Ice Pops Card

Romantic Ice Pops Card

Regular price $10.00 USD

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Favorite Mutual Aid Card

Favorite Mutual Aid Card

Regular price $10.00 USD

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F*ck Apartheid Birthday Card

F*ck Apartheid Birthday Card

Regular price $10.00 USD

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ANTIFA Hat

ANTIFA Hat

Regular price $40.00 USD

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Abortion is Healthcare Tee

Abortion is Healthcare Tee

Regular price $40.00 USD

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"We Can't Afford Healthcare" Tee

"We Can't Afford Healthcare" Tee

Regular price $40.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $40.00 USD
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EAT THE RICH Tee, blue text

EAT THE RICH Tee, blue text

Regular price $40.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $40.00 USD
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Barbie Antifa Tee

Barbie Antifa Tee

Regular price $40.00 USD

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Headlines

Betty White
"Buying a T-Shirt with a Tik Tok quote on it finally made me feel like a man."
Kevin McCarthy
"I was about to say the N-word during a speech to my MLM group, but I looked down at my Walter Masterson Mug and decided to just use a dog whistle."
Jeff Bezos
"Finally a good store on the internet."