Walter Masterson's USA Patriot Super-Store – Walter Masterson's USA Patriot Store

Act like a goddamn American and be a consumer, this is your only value to the world. SPEND YOUR MONEY ON THINGS YOU DON'T NEED!

Featured products

Eat the Rich Spaghetti Strap Tank Top, blue text

Eat the Rich Spaghetti Strap Tank Top, blue text

Regular price $40.00 USD

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deny defend depose Tee

deny defend depose Tee

Regular price $40.00 USD

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"We Can't Afford Healthcare" Tee

"We Can't Afford Healthcare" Tee

Regular price $40.00 USD

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Barbie Antifa Vinyl Decal

Barbie Antifa Vinyl Decal

Regular price From $4.00 USD

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EAT THE RICH Tee, blue text

EAT THE RICH Tee, blue text

Regular price $40.00 USD

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Gender Neutral Bathroom Label

Gender Neutral Bathroom Label

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Headlines

Betty White
"Buying a T-Shirt with a Tik Tok quote on it finally made me feel like a man."
Kevin McCarthy
"I was about to say the N-word during a speech to my MLM group, but I looked down at my Walter Masterson Mug and decided to just use a dog whistle."
Jeff Bezos
"Finally a good store on the internet."