Walter Masterson's USA Patriot Super-Store – Walter Masterson's USA Patriot Store

Act like a goddamn American and be a consumer, this is your only value to the world. SPEND YOUR MONEY ON THINGS YOU DON'T NEED!

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abortion is healthcare x Strawberry Shortcake Tee

abortion is healthcare x Strawberry Shortcake Tee

Regular price $40.00 USD

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"We Can't Afford Healthcare" Tee

"We Can't Afford Healthcare" Tee

Regular price $40.00 USD

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Barbie Antifa Vinyl Decal

Barbie Antifa Vinyl Decal

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EAT THE RICH Tee, pink text

EAT THE RICH Tee, pink text

Regular price $40.00 USD

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EAT THE RICH Tee, blue text

EAT THE RICH Tee, blue text

Regular price $40.00 USD

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Barbie Antifa Tee

Barbie Antifa Tee

Regular price $40.00 USD

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Barbie Antifa Crop Top

Barbie Antifa Crop Top

Regular price $50.00 USD

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Gender Neutral Bathroom Label

Gender Neutral Bathroom Label

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Headlines

Betty White
"Buying a T-Shirt with a Tik Tok quote on it finally made me feel like a man."
Kevin McCarthy
"I was about to say the N-word during a speech to my MLM group, but I looked down at my Walter Masterson Mug and decided to just use a dog whistle."
Jeff Bezos
"Finally a good store on the internet."